Someone’s a wee bit defensive

not to mention hypocritical…

Isn’t it slightly more ridiculous that the “taxpayers” (or insurance policy holders, whatever) should have to subsidize Bill O’Reilly’s Viagra?

Ugh, I feel dirty. Quick, someone… get me another punchline.

Greatest generation?

Indeed.

A guy thing

A co-worker just told me joke that was in very poor taste. It involved an Indian, a sheep, and the implication that they had fornicated.

Apparently, I’m the only person in history that didn’t laugh at the joke.

“I guess it’s more of a guy thing,” he said.

I guess that makes me glad I’m not a guy.

Seriously!

Fwd:FW:FWD:this is so hilarious!!!!

Don’t you just love email forwards from the fam? Though I’m partial to the right wing swill I get from a certain uncle, my step-mom was obviously looking to bring it with this gem. And by “bring it,” I mean “prove that we have little in common, sense of humor included.”

From: step-mom
To: @
Subject:Fwd:FW: Government Health Warning — Bubble Gum

Figured all your dancing friends would get a kick out if this one!!!!

Government Health Warning — Do not swallow your bubble gum!

See what happens?

Best headline ever

The Wurst Case Scenario: National Sausage Crisis Pits Swiss against EU

I has an identity!

Now I know, this is who I am: Single anxious female.

I guess all that O Magazine I’ve been reading was for naught.

It’s official

Yes, that is my letter of resignation. And yes, it is stuck to her forehead.

I can’t resist.

And really, who could?

Louisa: We are going to do something awesome
i have decided that awesomeness is in order

me: i like that
it’s in order

Louisa: here’s my gift to you angela
you can put that on your blog. you have my permission to quote me
you have my permission to quote that too

‘Tis the season

Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit like putting together my mom’s Christmas tree for her. Here are some highlights from this year’s installment:

• “Don’t spread out the beads like that. You’re making it look cheap.”
• “Well, you’re not helping me when you make it look like hell.”
• “No, leave the made in China sticker on there. So people know not to suck on it.”
• “Do you think that star at the top makes it look too… Muslim?”

Notice the keen eye towards foreign affairs, perhaps hinting at that Economist subscription she’s had her eye on?

German innovation

It’s stunning, really.

“With our technology we could spray a condom on an erect elephant,” he declared, not without a hint of pride.

The full story.